Lost Season 5 Finale: A review of sorts






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Lost Season 5 Finale: FUCK! Can't wait for Season 6. 9/10

Randall Newman - Toy Story: A review of sorts


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Randall Newman - Toy Story

This mostly instrumental album by arranger Randall Newman is his twentieth effort, and bears the unmistakable touch that is a Randall Newman album throughout. Starting off with jaunt number "You've Got a Friend in Me", Newman tells the listener about the qualities of other people, but also that we can have a great friendship. "Strange Things" is the best track on the album - ain't no doubt about it. Telling the story of one's downfall from a position of respect and power, it remains fairly upbeat, especially in the brass and drums sections. Great wee keyboarding too! "I Will Go Sailing No More" is a song depicting the character again looking back on his former achievements. A short burst of optimism is then followed by despondent resignation. A sad song, I'm sure you'll agree. I can almost imagine a toy cowboy jumping off a staircase to this...

"Andy's Birthday" marks the end of Newman's singing for a while, in this ever-changing piece about the titular event. I must mention the bass riff and the accordin. THE BASS RIFF. AND THE ACCORDION. There. And all your orchestral sounds that usually appear on Disney films. Four tracks pass in the following five and a half minutes that aren't too brilliant, y'know. The start of "Buzz" can't fail to give you goosebumps, though. "Sid" is also fairly average. "Woody and Buzz" doesn't really get going until halfway in, but once it does, it's one great mood after another, just like the following piece "Mutants", and "Woody's Gone".. and "The Big One".. and so on... they're all pieces of mood-kneejerked orchestra ok? The penultimate track "Infinity and Beyond" is the best of the instrumental bunch. Military-esque, Christmas-esque, and greatness-esque all at the same time!

The final track is a reprise of "You've Got a Friend.." and country dude Lyle Lovett lends his vocals to this version. While Newman's singing on the first track is great, it can't hold a candle to Lovett's dulcet country dude tones. He should have left his bumbling non-country dude singing off this one and allowed Lyle full reign over larynx duties.

The cover art unusually neglects to add Newman's face and instead he opts for a colourful image of a cowboy staring in awe at what appears to be a toy astronaut. It's a welcome change.

Because I listened to this on Spotify (Walt Disney Records decline to send me a copy), a couple of adverts were interspersed throughout. "Say Yes to Safe Sex" is fronted by some Irish doll who doesny look too bad ;) "Upgrade to Spotify Premium!" features Jonathan Idiotface, who annoys me.

Randall Newman - Toy Story: Fairly good. 7/10

Listen: Spotify

Assault on Precinct 13: A review of sorts

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"Assault On Precinct 13"
Johnny B. Goode says:
idk is that good
is sammy el jackson in it?
h says:
i dont think he's in it
its some 70s film

J says:
:O
HE SHOT THE LITTLE GIRL
omg

h says:
lmao @ this film
J says:
still wtaching it!
omg
good then?
h says:
nah its rubbish
the woman is VERY annoying
like
VERY
J says:
well lets hope she gets killed!
*safety wink*
h says:
lmfao
this is so rubbish its great

h says:
im halfway through part 7
SHE'S DEAD!

h says:
no one actually shows ANY emotion in zis fillum
J says:
of course not!
theyr men damnit
even that wee girl who was killed
she was the manliest of all
h says:
i heard they got a boy to play her part
J says:
i feel lied to
they cant get away with this
THINK OF THE CHILDREN
h says:
hollywood is a crule world
J says:
one of the many reasons i prefer bollywood
that and the dance routines
h says:
wtf
the dances are SHEEt
J says:
cha cha cha!
h says:
i like the storylines in bollywood
bear in the blig blue bhouse?>
blouse*
J says:
yes that is indeed awesome
lol the porno?!
h says:
i miss bear in the big blouse
brb film

h says:
well that was a bit rubbish
J says:
tehehe
RATING OUT OF TEN
h says:
idk
4
most of those for being rubbish
J says:
no no no
you take points away for being rubbish!
h says:
ah fuck
J says:
silly billy
h says:
how much do i give it then
J says:
idk you watched it
a million
h says:
sounds fair to me
A MILLION/10



Assault on Precinct 13: Some 70s film. A bit rubbish. 1000000/10

Watch: Y o u T u b e .c o m