Drag Me to Hell: A review of sorts

Funny bits from Drag Me to Hell
  • When the woman asked what did I want, and I was like "ah drag me to hell there" and then we all giggled
  • When the aul woman's teeth fell out and she tried to bite the blonde chick but it was just her gums on her chin. Oh man :'D
  • When the blonde chick was all I BEAT YE YE AUL BITCH and the aul woman brought up a brick and was all RARRRRR
  • When Apple did a bit of product placement MAC WOO! iPHONE WOO! That's not really that funny tbh
  • When John jumped a mile after the aul woman appeared in the house
  • When the fly went up the blonde chick's nose and out the other nostril and then forced its way between her lips. FLIES DONT DO THAT!
  • When the blonde chick went to kill her cat and was all "HERE KITTY KITTY"
  • When the blonde chick spewed nosebleed all over mr manager and mr manager was all FUCK IS IT IN MY MOUTH BLEHHHH
  • When Rham Jas kept saying "Yes", a la Borat. YES
  • YES
  • YES
  • When the blonde chick was at the aul woman's wake and SHE KNOCKED OVER THE COFFIN AND SHE WAS ON TOP OF HER AND ALL THE ICKY FLUID WENT ON HER AHAHAHAHA
  • When the blonde chick went into the hut to collect some pawnings and the aul woman randomly appeared and her eyeballs hit the chick. Pretty much every appearance by the aul woman is hilarious
  • YES
  • When they brought a goat out. I can't remember why the cinema and I laughed
  • When the other guy was infect wit da demon and spat out blonde chick's kitty "I DONT WANT YOUR KITTY" then he danced for a bit
  • I'LL GIVE YOU A TIP YOU WON'T FORGET
  • When Stu came in with his leather jacket and cried PLEASE DON'T TELL MY DADDY all within thirty seconds
  • When the aul woman is being windscreen wipered
  • YES
  • OH I'LL SHOVE IT IN HER MOUTH
  • When the button is being forced upon the aul (dead) woman and then she floats towards the blonde chick and the blonde chick gets wailed by a tombstone
  • When IT WASN'T ACTUALLY THE BUTTON
  • When SHE DIED IN THE END


Drag Me to Hell: YES 8/10

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